What ever happened to my part? It was exciting at the start.
Now we're halfway through Act 2 And I've had nothing yet to do.
I've been offstage for far too long It's ages since I had a song.
This is one unhappy Diva The producer's have deceived her.
There is nothing that I can sing from my heart.
Whatever Happened to My Part? I am sick of my career Always waiting in the rear Up to here! with frustration and with fears.
I've no Grammy no Rewards I've no Tony Awards I'm Constantly replaced by Britney Spears Britney Spears!!! Whatever Happened to My Show? I was a hit, now I don't know I'm with a bunch of British Knights Prancing 'round in woolly tights I might as well go a Pub They've been out searching for a shrub Out shopping for a Bush, well they can kiss my Tush It seems to me they've really lost the plot Whatever Happened to My I'll Call my Agent Dammit!!! Whatever Happened to My NOT yours!.